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Comrade pairs a WhatsApp agent that moves only with your permission to an analyst desk that shows its work. You get live NGX and US prices, verified research verdicts, alerts that find you first. Built for your first share and your five-hundredth.
- Passwordless by design
- WhatsApp & Telegram
- Every event auditable
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Wherever you're starting from
Built for both ends of the learning curve.
If you're starting out
Your first broker is a conversation
- Ask portfolio and get your holdings and P/L in plain language, in naira and dollars side by side.
- Every trade asks twice: you see the quote first, and nothing executes until you reply YES.
- The weekday review explains why your stocks moved, so you learn while you hold, not after you sold.
- Research states its uncertainty out loud and never pretends to be financial advice.
If you've done this before
A professional desk, without the desk
- Live NGX order-book depth beside US quotes, with feed health stated honestly and never dressed up.
- Entry bands, position sizing and backtests stand behind every screened idea on the Insights desk.
- Stress-test the book against rate, FX and sector shocks before they happen: impact ranges, not guesses.
- Concentration, currency drift and policy checks run continuously, and every event lands on an auditable tape.
Everything on one desk
Track, research, and trade, all from one thread.
An analyst that shows its work
Specialist analysts argue bull and bear from cited evidence, and a deterministic verifier rejects stale quotes and unsupported numbers before you read a word.
The chat is the terminal
Portfolio, prices, charts and orders from WhatsApp or Telegram, backed by a full web desk when you want the wide view.
Alerts that find you first
Any condition you care about, evaluated against live prices and delivered to WhatsApp, Telegram or email the moment it trips.
Live NGX order book
Real depth from the Nigerian board through a linked broker session, not a delayed snapshot dressed up as live.
Risk checked continuously
Concentration, currency exposure and policy drift are monitored against your investing profile, with stress tests for rate, FX and oil shocks.
A daily review, written for you
Movers, P/L per currency and the news that moved them, delivered every weekday after the close.
Research you can audit
How a verdict earns its way onto your screen.
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Evidence snapshot
Market data frozen point-in-time, checksummed, immutable for the run.
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Specialists file claims
Technicals, valuation, sentiment and quant each return claims bound to their sources.
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Bull meets bear
Opposing analysts argue the same symbol from the same evidence, so both sides get heard.
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Deterministic checks
Code, not a prompt, rejects stale quotes, unsupported numbers and missing citations.
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One dated verdict
Confidence, rationale and citations, shared with everyone who follows the symbol.
The bull case is anchored by the SEC-approved Dangote Refinery IPO (priced at N525, targeting ~N2.15 trillion) and the 2026-09-21 Capital Markets Day tied to the LSE secondary listing, supported by EPS roughly doubling from 29.74 NGN in 2024 to 59.86 NGN in 2025. However, these are directly counterweighed by the bear case's quant profile: a -10.48% 60-session return, 22.86% maximum drawdown, and 36.96% annualized volatility, alongside a negative-sentiment diesel price hike to N1,850. Critically, the latest quote is stamped 2026-08-08 and multiple econ/news/social documents carry stale_evidence flags with beta null and no social or prediction-market data, so the conflicting signals cannot be adjudicated with any conviction.
Analyst desk · not financial advice
Graded, not guessed
Every call lands in a decision journal. The Insights desk publishes the desk's track record and calibration, including whether high confidence has actually meant high reliability, so you can judge the analyst the way it judges stocks.
Track record & calibration live on your Insights desk
Today's market
- Naira / USD
- ₦1,322.5
- 4 Sep, 2026
- Inflation (NG)
- 15.43%
- July 2026
- CBN rate
- 26.5%
- July 2026
- Fed funds
- 3.63%
- 1 Aug, 2026
- US 10-yr
- 4.77%
- 3 Sep, 2026
Nigerian macro shows a hawkish stance: the CBN MPR is 26.50% (July 2026) sitting roughly 11pp above 15.43% YoY headline inflation and well above 20.31% food inflation (both July 20…
Market brief · 5 Sep, 2026
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